Welp- to continue to prove my dorkiness I thought I’d give y’all some insight to my favorite travel game. Everytime we’re driving from here to Texas (or to Canada or to Salt Lake…) I try to get Sei to play with me. I don’t think he enjoys it, but he humors me for a little while. The kids love it!! It’s THE MOVIE QUOTE GAME. It can work 2 ways. 1) I say a quote and the other players try to guess the movie & vice versa. 2) I name a movie and the other players try to give a quote & vice versa. I basically kick butt in this game. My sister will tell you that I’ve always been one to remember weird stuff. (See “Marcia, Marcia Marcia!” post below.) & for some reason movie quotes and words to songs are some of the useless things I remember. So… I’m gonna list some quotes today and I’d like to see who can name the movies correctly. I’ll post the answers tomorrow or Thursday. Good luck!! Oh- this post is dedicated to my missionary brother, Elder Wright, because he’s as big (if not bigger) movie quote nerd as I am. Love you Woogs!

QUOTES:
1) “See this man?? His name is One Stab. He’s a venerated elder of the Cree nation. He’s counted coupe on hundreds of his enemies. He’s our friend and he’s thirsty.”

2) “I certainly do not think it’s fair for some girls to have plenty of lovely things, and other, prettier girls, to have nothing at all.”

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

Good luck!!

3) “Can you bring me my chapstick… But my lips hurt real bad!”

4) “Sniper how did you get so close to me?” “Sniper approached the instructor by being a sneaky bastard, Sgt. Major!!” “Chavez, do you know the fine for littering in the State of California??” “YES SIR!!”

5) “Personal escort of the princess?” “Aye.” “Musta made an impression.” “Aye.” “I didn’t think you were in the tent that long.”

6) “Had wooden teeth. Chased Moby Dick!” “That was Capt. Ahab, dude.”

7) “My father made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.”

“It must be Take A Worm for a Walk Week!”

9) “Congratulations. You’ve just won the gold, silver and bronze in the Moron Olympics.” “Who… Who won the gold?”

10) “We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!”

11) “Maybe it was an elf. Or a leprecaun.” “It was nothing like that penis breath!”

12) “Tell the FBI , 1 million 3 hundred and 29…”

13) ” What’s that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they’re about to be blown to smithereens?”

14) “Alice, are you blind? Don’t you see the family resemblance? That’s my brother. “

15) “I’m not a child!” “You’re my child!“

16) “Well Mr. New Mexico. I wouldn’t give a bucket of piss for your future.” (Another: “Yoo-hoo. I’ll make ya famous.”)

17) “Do you think if I shaved off a nipple I’d get workman’s comp?”

18) “Darrell doesn’t have a nice a$$. You could park a car in the shadow of Darrell’s a$$.”

19) “5, 4, 3, 2, 1, let her fly. In and out…”

20) “Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do YOU want? What do you WANT? “