Confession Booth
We’ve all done stupid things in life. I know I have. And I’m not about to tell y’all most of them… BUT!!! I will admit to some dumb stuff under the protection of anonymity. So…. today I am turning off my statcounter thingy and opening my confession booth. Feel free to air your dirty laundry, the skeletons in your closet, your pet peeves, whatevah… and you can totally do it as “anonymous.” Or make up a name… Whatever you choose.
If you are a psycho that wears masks please don’t tell me here. Thanks.
** PS. You can still confess in the confession booth now at my new and improved blog. Just log out, type in a name such as “Anonymous” with an email address. It can totally be a made up email address.
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To the person who said she/he thinks about killing him/herself everyday- PLEASE DON’T.
I really don’t like babysitting all these freakin’ kids.
I do the same thing on Facebook when I don’t want to chat with anyone. It’s the kind thing to do.
I’m done worrying about it. I’m cutting off all ties with everything that reminds me. It hurts too much, otherwise.
Sex isn’t all that great. It’s good, but there are so many things that are so much better.
I vote you’re doing it wrong.
I have this problem with always thinking people are trying to avoid me. I’m pretty sure it has to do with all of the loser people that I was friends with in middle school. They would be friends with me for a while, and then they wouldn’t talk to me anymore. Thus my suspicions. But what if the are trying to avoid me? Maybe I’ll just leave them alone.
I am paranoid like that too. Except I always think that people are talking about me or making fun of me, when they’re probably actually not. It’s hard to let feelings like this go so good luck with yours!
I do not understand how any church member could vote Democrat.
Behold your hero: “The family planning services reduce cost.”
Heck yeah, kill those babies before they become a burden.
Tori’s original confession booth is the best.
I was reading the copycat booth. It was yucky D:
I think I agree with the previous commenter. That other confession booth has a lot of yuck confessions.
Even though I’m an adult, I still get scared once in awhile running up the stairs in the dark. I am SURE there is something that is going to grab me from behind…
I still think about the same thing… I am less paranoid, but it still spooks me once in awhile like it did as a kid.
gd sometimes i hate people: Octuplets’ mother wants Oprah to turn her into a $2m TV star
I live really near a good friend that likes to go to movies, but she always talks loudly and laughs loudly (not always in appropriate places) during movies. I don’t want to go with her, but I don’t want to hurt her feelings when she asks me to see it with her.
I would really like to tell my MIL off. I wish she even had a clue how much damage she is doing.
My SIL needs a kick in the pants too. Like mother like daughter I guess.
You chose your abusive husband over your kids, once again. They are used to it but I am not and it makes me mad. I can’t stand standing by watching you be so dumb. That’s why I never pick up when you call because I would have to tell you how dumb you really are. Why can’t we just move away from you? It’s all I really want right now
When love is gone, there’s always justice.
And when justice is gone, there’s always force.
And when force is gone, there’s always Mom.
Hi, Mom!
Laurie Anderson
I hate my in-laws. They always cry poverty and act like times are so hard for them when they are sitting on millions, yes I said millions, of dollars in the bank. Two huge homes, 3 expensive cars and that woman wears diamond gallore. They act so smug because showing us the new rolex (another one) that he bought for his wife and talking about all the new things they are doing to the house including tearing down their marbel bathroom and putting a new one in because they are tired of the old one. All they do is harrass my husband for 1200 dollars for a loan that my husband is paying! And on top of that they call him a thief!! to his face. I’ve dealt with their crap for way too long, i’ve tried to be christ-like and forget all the horrible things they’ve said, but i’m sick of it. They are lazy, don’t go to church, don’t do anything charitable. They sit on their couch eating and watching tv. they think they’re kings, that you have to do what ever they say just because they have money. I wish they would die just so they can leave us alone. Is that so wrong?
“I hate my in-laws.”
They sound like really crappy people. Are they adding anything positive to your lives or your kids’?
I’d pay them ASA humanly possible and then stop talking to them. It’s not worth all the grief.
They don’t do anything for our kids, I mean they’re not rude or anything but they don’t go out of their way to be nice, or play with the kids like grandparents are suppose to do. My parents are not well off like them and they make every sacrifice they can to visit us and the kids, and they live really far away. My in-laws are 5 mins. away from us. Last time we where at their house we where there for 5 mins and my husbands, as he’s dad is stuffing his face with food, without even looking at us, calls my husband a thief and his stupid mother doesnt say anything. we left and finally after 2 weeks she calls, I didn’t answer, and asks, like they are having such a hard time and she’s sorry, if we could come by on sunday. If she cared that badly she should’ve called right away to apologized. I could write pages on the things these people have done to not only my husband, the only good kid they have, but to others. They like to kick people when they’re down. I’m so done being polite to them, my kids don’t even ask for them. They have better memories of time spent with my sisters’ mother in-law.
I’m sorry for the ranting, i’ve been bottling this up for soooo long, I need to get it out.
“I hate my in-laws”
It’s a tough situation and I can empathize with your distress at having to keep it bottled up. it seems that even if our husbands agree with us (that their family is crappy and out of line), there is still the blood/family connection that makes them defend their obnoxious behaviour. I don’t want to hurt my husband or his family, but my BIL and SIL make my skin crawl. They are so pretentious, I just want to take them down a notch. But the effort would be wasted and would only hurt my hubs, who is a great man. I just want to tell them to their faces, “I married your brother despite your horrible behavior and ridicule to me. You almost blew it for him!” Now I have to spend the rest of my life listening to their pretentious BS. Is there any way out of this predicament?
2 of my husbands’ sisters are horrible people they are just like their parents, they will walk over anyone and lie about anyone just to get on their good side, so they can get a big inheritance when they die, that’s all they care about. the other sister is kind of crazy but the parents and the sister were so horrible to her while she was going thru a divorce that she won’t talk to them. The one brother lives in another town and wouldn’t even come see his mom after she had surgery, I thought he was being a jerk, but then I realized that something horrible must have happend between them. My husband is the one that really doesn’t care anymore, he wont talk to his parents, he doesn’t want to. But I understand about not saying much to him, he may agree and know my feelings about them, but I have to tone it down sometimes. I tell my husban he must be adopted, because he’s so different from all of them.
I live near family but don’t feel like I live by them. We don’t do fun family thing together like I read about on other blogs. It makes me sad.
I would love to punch my husband’s exwife in the face. Hard. Very hard.
Ironically, I have wonderful in-laws. It’s my own family that is so messed up. I’m getting to the point that I’d rather spend time with my husband’s family than mine. Sad I know.
New topic please. yawns…
i can’t wait until my little children get older. i am ready for a life that doesn’t consist of pointing out cows and singing abcs. i know that sounds so selfish, but i have been a SAHM for 15 years. i am burnt out. i am sure i will miss it once it’s gone, but today i don’t feel that wayy.
Have you ever felt paranoid? like everyone’s out to get you or avoiding you? What should you do.
looks like everyone here has all the answers.
Feeling like everyone is either out to get or avoiding you IS in fact paranoid and a bit pathetic.
Snap out of it! Make things happen, be in control of your life.
499!
Gee thanks. I guess I thought this was a place to come and get something off your chest. Must be the place to get told how it REALLY is. Feels so good.
Guys- y’all be nice and not judgemental. This is the nice booth.
Dear Paranoid,
I would find someone in your real life to discuss it with if you feel like it’s a big problem for you. Maybe they can help you gain perspective since they know you and your relationships. The only thing I have to tell you is that people are way too worried about their own lives to be so concerned about yours. I don’t mean that in a harsh way but that’s reality. I bet if you took the initiative to be the first to approach or say hello to the people who are “avoiding” you, you’d see a big turn around. If they do not want to talk to you, find someone else to talk to. Not everyone is meant to be friends with everyone else. No one thinks about you nearly as much as you think they do, they’re too busy thinking about all the stuff they have going on.
Why do sick husbands act like such big frickin’ babies? We can have the same cold at the same time and he stays home from work and lays in bed all day while I take care of the kid AND wait on him.
He stayed home from church today to take care of our sick kid. I have to stay home because of an ongoing condition. He decided he has a headache so who ends up taking care of the kid while he lays in bed all day? Me. I’m not even supposed to be up off the couch.
What am I supposed to do? I really hate getting so annoyed at him. How do I deal with the whining and moaning without getting pissed at him? When I am able to I have no problem helping take care of him until he starts the whiney crap, then I don’t want to do anything for him.
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! I just want to scream.
Sometimes, I like to smell my farts.
I have made out with two guys in 24 hours twice. Both times it was at the start of the relationship and I admitted it and the guy still kept me. The first time we ended up dating for three years (almost got married). The second one I’m married to.
My Grandpa is a terrible man and molested his granddaughters.
I still cry about the life I gave up with the guy I dated for three years. But time and happiness is helping that. It’s not as bad as it used to be.
I’m really good at a lot of things but most often hold myself back so other people feel good. For this reason I prefer to run and hike alone.
I cheated on the states and capitals test in sixth grade. I wanted the popular girls to be my friends, and they wanted the answer sheet passed to them.
There are two other women I would have married if I had the chance and neither are my wife. I think my wife looks like Widow Hen from the Foghorn Leghorn cartoon. The other two women were gorgeous.
I talked crap about a bestfriend. Someone who I thought was my best friend told her. I took the frend roses and said sorry. I still feel like crap!
I HATE some of my friends! They mak me feel so horrible. Whenever I am around them I feel like i am being jugded. Why can’t people be accepting? and inclusive?
I’ve always considered myself a rocker, but lately I’ve been so tired and have had such terrible headaches that I’ve actually found myself on the easy listening (gasp!) station more often than not. Don’t tell anyone -k-!
I feel bad for all those bloggers with the “right-clicking disabled” feature. There are so many ways around that is not even funny.
The annoying pop-up makes me want to take their pictures,
but I won’t becuase I am nice.
when i was younger i would drink the slim fast drinks at the grocery store while my mom was shopping.
i have never read the book of mormon all the way through… i know that doesn’t sound bad but its true.
sometimes i lie, or add to a story to make it more exciting. i do it out of no where, its like i am throwing up all over the place.
I only see bad things in those Rorschach inkblot tests.
I think songwriters may be running out of titles…
Forgot to add~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bap-oZI-Grc
I’m 95% sure that one of the kids I teach in Primary stole from me yesterday. And the week after I taught Repentance! I must be the suckiest Primary teacher ever…
I live in an upstairs apartment and sometimes I fart in the bathtub. Sorry, I don’t do it on purpose. I can’t help it. Can the neighbors hear?
Have you watched the video of that idiot woman who got caught breast feeding and talking on the cell phone while driving?
She’s actually defending her stupidity. Moron.
Double points because the police department had to come out with the statement “Our issue is not the fact that this woman was breastfeeding in public”.
No kidding.
Please send her to jail and fine her good.
I’m really lucky this guy doesn’t live anywhere near me, or he’d be toast…. in bed.
I’m 19 and have never been kissed. I don’t understand because guys constantly check me out and tell me how beautiful I am – they just don’t ask me out. I feel like I intimidate people and I feel ugly. What’s wrong with me? I thought I was pretty and have a good personality. I lie to everyone about my “dating history” even my family. I want a good looking boyfriend with a personality like mine but I don’t think that’ll ever happen.
I absolutely love it when my man goes to town… down —> town… on me. He could write a book he's so good.