Reasons not to call 911
Reasons not to call 

So, Seiuli is working today and one of his fellow officers gets a call. A woman has called 911 because there is something suspicious on her porch. It’s broad daylite, so she can see clearly what is it, but still… she thinks it is “suspicious” and wants an officer to come check it out- STAT.
Wanna know what it was?
Go ahead…. guess.
…
….

Yep. One very suspicious empty egg carton… WTHeck???


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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That is so scary!!
Oh wait..it’s an egg carton. Ooo-kay.
I imagine that lady must live most of her life in paranoia-ville. If an egg carton is scary, whatever does she do when the UPS truck stops by?
Egg cartons are known to be unpredictable.
I
at Mrs Organic’s comment
oh my. i saw that picture and just about wet myself from being so scared.
i think if there were eggs inside it she would have baracaded herself in her house and called SWAT
They look pretty scary to me ; )
I’ve been waiting for another 911 installment–thanks.
Thought of you today as we drove past Fort Qu’Appelle.
I’ve had some pretty bad encounters with egg cartons. I won’t go into detail, but you’d be scared too.
=}
Hey those egg cartons can flap in the breeze. It looks like they are talking to you. Was it breeze outside???????????? That my dear is a question that may need to be answered or not.
Can you say you paranoid?
Silky lady.
This post brought me the laugh of the day! And I needed that! People are weird. And egg carton!?
Yep, I think she’s officially crazy!
Thanks so much for the birthday card! You are SO sweet!
I have 2 of those suspicious things (full, not empty)–trapped in my fridge. Hope they don't eat all the pudding!!
Beautiful kids singing & a crazy lady. Yup. Texas has it all!!
It would be one thing if it were night and had hit the door before landing on the porch… but come on!
Holy Damn!!!
*Today the part of Millie will be played by an angry swearing robot
WHAAAT???
Psh…ridiculous.
hahaha. that is hilarious. i don’t get why someone would call 911 for that. seriously confused.
Oh my gosh I am cracking up here!!! She called 911 for AN EGG CARTON!?!?