Reasons not to call 911

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Reasons not to call

So, Seiuli is working today and one of his fellow officers gets a call. A woman has called 911 because there is something suspicious on her porch. It’s broad daylite, so she can see clearly what is it, but still… she thinks it is “suspicious” and wants an officer to come check it out- STAT.

Wanna know what it was?

Go ahead…. guess.

….

Yep. One very suspicious empty egg carton… WTHeck???

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16 Responses to “Reasons not to call 911”
  1. 1
    Stacey says:

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! That is so scary!!

    Oh wait..it’s an egg carton. Ooo-kay.

  2. 2
    Mrs. Organic says:

    I imagine that lady must live most of her life in paranoia-ville. If an egg carton is scary, whatever does she do when the UPS truck stops by?

  3. 3
    No Cool Story says:

    Egg cartons are known to be unpredictable.

    I :D at Mrs Organic’s comment :D

  4. 4
    Shelby Lou says:

    oh my. i saw that picture and just about wet myself from being so scared.

    i think if there were eggs inside it she would have baracaded herself in her house and called SWAT

  5. 5
    Yvonne says:

    They look pretty scary to me ; )

    I’ve been waiting for another 911 installment–thanks.

    Thought of you today as we drove past Fort Qu’Appelle.

  6. 6
    s--max says:

    I’ve had some pretty bad encounters with egg cartons. I won’t go into detail, but you’d be scared too.
    =}

  7. 7
    S says:

    Hey those egg cartons can flap in the breeze. It looks like they are talking to you. Was it breeze outside???????????? That my dear is a question that may need to be answered or not.

  8. 8
    Klin says:

    Can you say you paranoid?

    Silky lady.

  9. 9
    Momma Magpie says:

    This post brought me the laugh of the day! And I needed that! People are weird. And egg carton!?

  10. 10
    Suzanne says:

    Yep, I think she’s officially crazy!

    Thanks so much for the birthday card! You are SO sweet! :)

  11. 11
    Mikelene says:

    I have 2 of those suspicious things (full, not empty)–trapped in my fridge. Hope they don't eat all the pudding!!

    Beautiful kids singing & a crazy lady. Yup. Texas has it all!!

  12. 12
    Liam's Mom says:

    It would be one thing if it were night and had hit the door before landing on the porch… but come on!

  13. 13
    Millie says:

    Holy Damn!!!

    *Today the part of Millie will be played by an angry swearing robot

  14. 14
    Nancy Face says:

    WHAAAT???

    Psh…ridiculous.

  15. 15
    aubrey says:

    hahaha. that is hilarious. i don’t get why someone would call 911 for that. seriously confused.

  16. 16
    Bethany says:

    Oh my gosh I am cracking up here!!! She called 911 for AN EGG CARTON!?!?

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