I feel violated

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Liv likes my phone. She’s pretty handy with it too. She knows how to leave voice messages and take pics and apparently, so I’ve learned, she knows how to make videos too. She was looking at my phone this morning when she suddenly yelled “Eew! A booty!!” I was like, “Eh?” I took the phone in time to see a lil glimpse of a naked butt on the screen. I thought she must have filmed Sei or something because she likes to burst into the bathroom right as he’s getting in the shower. Um, no. Upon closer observation I figured out the big, wide, WHITE butt taking up the screen was mine. MY butt filmed for 6 SECONDS without my knowledge. SIX seconds y’all! WHEN did this happen? HOW did this happen?? I have no clue. I don’t even know WHY I was standing naked in my bathroom- with Liv. I have NO recollection of this incident. What if she sent it to someone? My big butt could be floating around the internet! It could star in the “Baby Got Back” remake video!! What do I do!?!!? Part of me is laughing and thinks it’s hilarious. Part of me is like, “Ew, is that what my butt looks like? Looks like I need to try some Phenphedrine! ” Another part is like “Cool, my legs aren’t at cottage cheesy as I thought…”  Such mixed emotions. I feel so violated.

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11 Responses to “I feel violated”
  1. 1
    Heidi says:

    That is classic. Who else could film your naked butt without you knowing?? I will be watching for it in the next “Baby got Back” video. I’m still laughing!
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    Heidi A says:

    Oh that is sooooo awesome!!! Thanks goodness the camera on my phone is broken and I’m too lazy to go get a new one!!

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    yvonne says:

    I don’t think my phone takes video–thank goodness.
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  4. 4

    HAHAHA…I’m searching youtube now…
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    Klin says:

    Yet one more reason that I don’t like camera phones. Savvy tots are menaces to society, at least in your home :D LOL

    Really I’m just grateful that no one has taken a pic of my BIG booty *whew*
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    Stacey says:

    OMG,that’s hilarious!

    I worry about my kids taking pictures or video like that….or worse if I’m gossiping about someone and they hear it. lol
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    nancy face says:

    That is ridiculously hilarious! :D

  8. 8
    S says:

    That is FUNNY stuff! Less cottage cheesy LOL

  9. 9

    [...] we already discussed the cool video I discovered on my phone (my naked butt filmed by my 3 yr old…) so I thought I’d check [...]

  10. 10

    I laughed so hard I cried!! I’m so glad my Abby who is the same age isn’t the genius Livie is.

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    omar says:

    I bet Livie posted it on her blog.
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