Should I start with the good:

Or the bad: 

The Good? Ok. Let’s do that. I saw “New Moon” on Friday with a bunch of women from church. And although there was a lot of cheese and I CANNOT stand Bella- I can’t- the movie was still a lot of fun. Back to Bella- her acting makes me cringe. Her spastic eyelashes and tic-ish head shaking irritate me and her masculine voice saying, “Kiss me” as she raises her eyebrow all stupid bugged me to NO END. But she was saying it to Edward so I don’t care. But when she’s all gettin’ in Jacob’s face like she’s gonna kiss him and then says, “Don’t make me choose because I’d choose him” I could have kicked her arse- although I don’t want her WITH Jacob anyway. But hello- could you twist the knife in his heart a little more. Freakin’ biotch. Anyway… other than that- I really enjoyed Jacob’s chest the movie. Jacob was gorgeous if you didn’t look at his face too much. His body was unreal.  Un.Real. I told Sei, “I think you could have Jacob’s body…” and then I could have Jacob’s body. HA!  The whole wolfpack was lookin’ good despite their lack of acting skills. I still would prefer Stephen Strait as Jacob, but I’ll take Taylor Lautner’s chest. It’s all good.

Oh- and TAD AWARD to the whiney psycho lady going up and down the stairs in the theater looking for a seat. There was 3 empty ROWS at the front, but she wanted some at the top where they were all taken by people who showed up earlier. She was pissed that people were “not following the rules” because they were saving seats. Hello- 1/2 our row was gone to the concession stand so of course we saved their seats. She was entertaining…

I was totally bugged when every one squealed with delight when Jacob came on the screen. You know why? Because they are posers. TEAM JACOB used to have like 3 members on it before this movie. Me, Aubrey and… someone else. Idk. Anyway… Now that he’s lookin’ all hot in the movie it’s cool to “switch teams” and I say HELL NAW! I could see a hot Jacob in my head waaaaaay before the movie. I lusted reading the books and was all hot and bothered waiting for Sei to come home. I didn’t need Sharkboy to make me love Jacob. Sei = Jacob personality-wise, skin color, hot… You can’t switch teams now. You have to stick with your scrawny white bloodsucker with funky hair around his nipples… Moving on…

The bad:

Yeah, so you know how some lite posts have those round cement things holding them up? There was a random cement thing in the middle of a parking lot missing the actual lite post. I saw it, pulled up near it while I was waiting for spot and then promptly forgot it was there. I couldn’t see it because it’s only like 2 feet high and I’m in a Yukon. Yeah… I totally sideswiped it and now I keep tripping as I try to climb up on my totally bent running board to get in the SUV. Nice. I swear we can’t catch a friggin’ break. Grrr…

Another good mixed with a “What’d you call me?”:

Got to hang out with my girl, Stacy, on Saturday. We went to a club here in Denton to see a few local bands including Not So Average Mama’s husband. It was a great show all around. A few people fell into my lap as they were… idk… moshing? or something. That was interesting. And a random 17 year old that was outside the club told Stacy and I that we were “total MILFS.” (Mother I’d Like to ____) My initial thought was, “Is it that obvious we have kids??”  I wasn’t sure if I should be offended or excited or wash his mouth out with soap…