Roller Derby looks awesome. But I would suck at it. Why? I’m tough enough. I’m definitely competitive enough. But I’m too nice. I can’t just take someone out for the heck of it. Even in basketball when I’d elbow a chick in the face I would apologize- not until after the game, but still... Heck, I apologized for saying mean things to that mom that was mean to me- and I wasn’t even mean!! I talk trash, but when it comes down to it I’m a really nice person and don’t like to hurt people.
Motocross. I would sooooo have done this before I had kids, but now I’m like, “Crap, if I break my neck who’s gonna take care of my kids?” Same with bungie jumping and skydiving. I’m no fun. So, I just watch the X-games.
Playing the drums. I would love it, but I think I have like adult-onset ADD or something. I’d totally forget I was keeping the beat and just space out. Rick Allen (Def Leppard) can jam with one arm and I don’t think I could do it with 4. I tried to start practicing on the guitar but I suck at that too. It’s the practicing that kills me. I lose interest too quickly. If I was like Sei and could just play without learning then I’d be awesome. I was not blessed with a musical gene in my body- although I rock at remembering the words to songs and we all know how handy that can be… if I’m ever on a game show or something.
Being a cop. The biggest thing that would make me suck at this is… I think guys should protect girls. lol I do. I’m a reversed feminist. I totally think there are some jobs that are for girls and some that are for guys. For the record- that male nurse I had after giving birth to Liv kinda wigged me out. Say I’m a cop and there was a bad guy and I was right there and then a male back up came… I’d totally be like, “Yeah, you got it. I’ll wait back here...” And can you see me trying to cuff some 6’4″ 300 lb guy? What I would LOVE is the detective work. I can’t wait for Sei to do criminal investigations so I can solve all his cases at home. I’m an expert ya know, because I watch Investigation Discovery… haha
I think you’d rock at whatever you really found a love to do. You know, cause you’re awesome and rad like that.
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That’s so funny – I feel the same way on all of these. I have a guitar, I will learn to play it someday…maybe. The one I find most annoying is female sportscasters. I don’t really like sports but I couldn’t take those chicks seriously if I tried.
Oh, come on, tori–give the Roller Derby a try. I would love to see the video–just picture the competitors as someone else ; )
Think about how the first time you played Rockband you may not have had the highest scores and then you kept playing and improving–YOU CAN DO IT.
Loved the video clip–yes, another job may be in order for her.
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I really like to try out motorcross too! It’s so cool with all the flips and stuff. Too bad I fell like I’d die trying.
I think you should give roller derby a try too! You may just get into it and the nice would wear off in the ring.
I miss you! You are awesome!
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That little gal need a Taser Gun.
I think you’d rock at whatever you really found a love to do. You know, cause you’re awesome and rad like that.
.-= Klin´s last blog ..Keeping It Real =-.
That’s so funny – I feel the same way on all of these. I have a guitar, I will learn to play it someday…maybe. The one I find most annoying is female sportscasters. I don’t really like sports but I couldn’t take those chicks seriously if I tried.