1st thought-
Yesssssssssssss. Jacob is lookin’ all hot with short hair and a ripped chest. I think I can lust and not feel TOTALLY like a dirty old lady. (Maybe a lil, but that’s ok…)

2nd thought-
WTH?!?! This was WRONG on so many different levels. Eminem should sue- and I don’t even like Eminem. I’m sorry, you don’t stick your buttcrack in someone’s face like that. He deserved to get his a$$ kicked. Seriously. I didn’t laugh at.all. It was wrong and disturbed me. A lot. Maybe I’ll sue…

3rd thought-
The host, Adam Samberg, wasn’t very funny.

The end.