- … I’d like to feel sexy, but then that freakin’ mirror in the bathroom reminds me that I’m not.
- … I wonder what it was like for the hos in high school. I don’t want to *be* a ho, just wonder what went thru their heads. How did they feel about themselves? About the guys they were with?
- … I want a “Do whatever I want and get away with it” Pass. Do they sell those?
- … I don’t write everything I eat down on my food log for boot camp. I ate 2 pizza rolls yesterday that I didn’t long bc I was too lazy to look up the calories.
- … I think it’s awesome that my 3 yr old sings “Teenage Dirtbag” and “Gives You Hell.” Other times I think that must mean I’m a bad mom.
- … I want to quit blogging, but then I know I’d miss it. Plus, I really like hosting giveaways!!
- … I wanna stop babysitting kids. Ok- that’s not “sometimes,” that’s everyday.
- … I wonder *why* we were suppose to move to Texas.
- … I wish certain people would just disappear.
- … I am totally jealous of my husband and his career.
- … I wonder why my husband married me. I see him cringe at some of the things I say and do. lol
- … I wonder if there will ever be a time when the exes aren’t acting like buttholes?
- … I want to get a job outside of the home, but know I’m not qualified for anything. I also experience “Mom Guilt.”
- … I wonder why my parents never bought me Doc Martens even though I asked for them for 3 Christmases in a row.
- … I still feel insecure in who I am. You’d think I’d be over that since I’m freakin’ 33.
- … I don’t want to go to church.
- … I talk too much.
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We’ve all done stupid things in life. I know I have. And I’m not about to tell y’all most of them… BUT!!! I will admit to some dumb stuff under the protection of anonymity. So…. today I am turning off my statcounter thingy and opening my confession booth. Feel free to air your dirty laundry, the skeletons in your closet, your pet peeves, whatevah… and you can totally do it as “anonymous.” Or make up a name… Whatever you choose.
If you are a psycho that wears masks please don’t tell me here. Thanks.
** PS. You can still confess in the confession booth now at my new and improved blog. Just log out, type in a name such as “Anonymous” with an email address. It can totally be a made up email address.
