Warning: Post contains curse words.

When I signed up for Facebook a year or so ago I never knew it would blow up like this. It was fun to reconnect with old friends, see where everyone ended up, etc… It was easier than reading blogs and leaving comments. I find myself wishing that blog posts had a “Like” button because I’ve become lazy.  I don’t even post as much on MY blog because I post pics on FB and update my status. But lately the fun has been sucked out of it.

A few examples:

1) My 15 yr old nephew wrote something on his status and included a bad word. It wasn’t a major thing, but still… Well, his great aunt took it upon herself to preach via comment to him about the inappropriateness. THEN she took it one step further  and messaged his mom to tell her that my nephew is on a self-destructive path and would end up losing his church membership. Really? I’m not trying to sound like an uncaring parent, and if my son wrote that word on his FB page he’d be done with FB for a while, but I wouldn’t jump to the conclusion that he is headed straight to hell. But you know, that aunty has no kids, so she knows!!

2) My sis-in-law posted a political status and “friends” ripped her a new one- on her own wall.  Um, no. You can have a civilized political discussion, but when you start attacking that’s not right. I have a few friends that love Obama. (*cough Cheryl* *cough Omar*) but we aren’t hateful to each other because WHAT GOOD WOULD THAT DO?? I can state my opinion without being a bitch and others should be able to do the same.

3) Last year there was this silly status thing going around supposedly to raise awareness for breast cancer and to “empower women.” Ok, we all know that’s a load of crap. Let me repeat: If you think that posting your bra color will raise breast cancer awareness IT WON’T.  How is posting my bra color gonna empower anyone? IT’S NOT. But I still did it because no men knew why I put “green and purple” as my status. It was just silly fun, in my eyes. And last time I checked it was MY Facebook wall…  This year you’re suppose to put the place you set your purse. I guess you’re suppose to put “I like it…” in front of the place. I didn’t. I put “On the entry way floor and sometimes the kitchen the counter.” Obviously it can lead to people thinking about sex. Maybe I’m immature or totally inappropriate or whatever, but I thought the answers were funny. I saw one friend put “I like it on the hook.” That cracked me up. But now statuses are popping up all over totally reprimanding friends for putting things like that in their status and “Would you say that in public?” Um, hi, did I not just say it “in public”?  That’s one thing I can say- if you read my blog and then meet me in person, my humor doesn’t change. My personality doesn’t change- although I’m probably more quiet in person. Not shy, just quiet. I don’t change who I am “just in case” a particular person reads my status. If you don’t like my posts block them or unfriend me. I actually have other things to worry about. I’ve definitely seen things on “friends” pages that piss me off. There’s one friend who’s friends always talk about how cops suck. That makes me so mad and I want to comment with a big middle finger- but it’s not my wall. As long as they aren’t writing “F**k the Police” on MY wall, then it’s not my problem. I just don’t look at that wall very often. And before someone says, “Well, they can reprimand on THEIR wall if they want to…” Yes they can. And I can write a post about how you need to chill out.  Who are you? My mom?  Here’s a thought: Just don’t post where you like your purse. I guess I’m just tired of feeling judged or “in trouble” all the time.

If you look in the groups I’ve joined I am a part of “I hate bullshitters” and “I’m not a bitch. I just have a low tolerance for bullshit.”  You know why? Because it’s true. Could I have found a group that didn’t cuss? Maybe, but it may not have gotten my point across as well.  My top activity on my FB profile is “Making out with my husband” because that is an activity I enjoy. I also joined “Remove the group F**k the Police from Facebook” except it spells out the F word. I feel STRONGLY about that cause and you know what- we got it removed because it promoted violence against police.

But what if the CHILDREN see any of those??!?!? I’m sure they’ve seen worse in high school. And just a thought- you shouldn’t be letting your kids “friend” adults anyway.  Also, I don’t hide crap from my kids. I talk to them about things and they know I hate bullshitters and that I set my purse on the counter. lol Get a grip people.

To save time and space, the following post has been copied from this article (clickety to biggify the controversial story):

Teh Internet Times was first to report about the Omar Triplet Rejection conspiracy.

It seems the conspiracy goes even deeper than originally believed. Omar, not only produced fake photographs of Tori:) and No Cool Story, as his campaign of lies, deceit and wrath against Teh Internet Wonder Twins continued. He went as far as to involve the family of one the teh twins. It has been revealed by sources who would only speak under the condition of anonymity that Seiuli, Tori:)’s husband, is not only involved in the smear campaign, he also involved the couple’s children. “It’s just disgusting. I am so… ugh.” said Tori:) as she prepared the doghouse for Seiuli to sleep in.

It was easy for Omar to contact Seiuli as it appears that Sei and Omar are secret friends. Calling themselves “Teh Guy Wonder Twins” they have traveled together to attend various conventions including: “The Nerd Convention,” “Closet Lovers Of Napoleon Dynamite”, “Crocs Rule Convention” and many, many more. In fact, Seiuli recently left his wife home alone with 5 children for 5 days to take a surf vacation to Hawaii with “a friend.” Sources and photos reveal that the “friend” was Omar and the “surfing” was on the computer at The Nerdvention. “Tori:) was so sad to see her husband gone. And to find this out… it’s just devastating.” NCS is quoted as saying.

Omar and Sei at “Nerdvention 2008″

Omar, Sei and Rick A at “Closet Lovers Of Napoleon Dynamite”

Sei and Omar in Hawaii

Emails have surfaced as well as videos that show the planning behind the conspiracy. One email written by Omar to Sei reveals that Omar planned a video to destroy Teh Wonder Twins forever:
“I did the CNN article, then Tori and NCS one-upped me with the video. I have this master plan to make a video that cannot possibly be one-upped, but I can only pull it off with your help. It would involve you recording a video of yourself, saying as little as one sentence (possibly more, I could do it a couple of different ways). And of course, it would also involve Tori not finding out about it first!”

Seiuli, an obvious male, answered:
“I’m not worried about making Tori mad. She knows i’m the boss… when she’s not around. I like options 1 & 2. I’ll try #1 first and get a kid in it. I’ll send it to you as soon as I can. I just have to find the right time to do it w/o getting caught.”

The video that “cannot possibly be one-upped” has now been proven false. Tori:) is not a port-a-potty lover. NCS is not a tree killer. However, nothing has disproven Omar’s love of Croc nor the fact that Omar and Seiuli are not above paying 11 year olds to smear their mother. A video of young Alec revealing the plot and the fact that he was paid to say his mom loves port-a-potties more than him has recently surfaced and will be aired with the release of this article.

“It’s just really sad that men have not learned they CANNOT hide things from their wives. Even when a man’s wife trusts him completely she will know when he’s up to something. She will discover things and will hide the fact that she knows better than the man ever could. This is proven by the fact that Sei wrote “Tori has no clue…” in one of his emails to Omar.” States the anonymous source.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
**Seiuli Saturday has been canceled indefinitely.

(Click to biggify)

Well, now my twin and I have decided it’s time to STOP THE LIES once and for all!!!