Ever since I met Seiuli he has joked around- including our 1st phone call. He spoke in this total Erkel voice. What a nerd. Anyway… his favorite thing to do is to try to scare me, the kids, co-workers- no one is safe. Once when he was working at the jail he hid in a blind spot at 3 in the morning (in the violent offenders unit of all places!!) and when the guard came around to do checks Sei jumped out. The guard totally freaked out and just kept trying to shine his flashlite in Sei’s eyes. Um, ok??? Another time he took confiscated fireworks and lined a doorway by the work release unit. The guard was asleep. Sei lit them and the guard army crawled across the floor to call for help. He thought he was being ambushed. These poor, innocent people. Unfortunately the ones Sei loves the most are not safe from his immature antics.
I made the mistake of telling Sei that the plant in the corner of our living room freaked me out because it always looked like someone was standing there. Not 5 minutes later I come walking thru the living room, in the dark, and Sei is standing behind the plant. He’s just mean. He actually hid in the shower, I don’t know for how long, but he hid there. I came in the bathroom and was washing my face in the sink when I noticed this man standing in my shower!! HOLY CRAP! I freaked out even though in my head I knew it was Sei. Other times I have come around the corner of the stairs only to see him crawling up them all funky like the girl on The Grudge. He’s so lucky I caught myself before kicking him in the face!After we saw The Ring it was over for me. I freaked out when she was crawling out of the tv. FREAKED. OUT. Well, leave it to Sei to take advantage of my fears. I would come in the bedroom and he’d be totally still, standing in the corner, with his black jacket hanging over his face like Samara’s hair. This is not normal behavior, right?
But on a funny note- Sei’s brother is a total chicken (Not you Stephen) so we had him babysit the kids one nite. We rented The Ring and had it set in our dvd on the part where she crawls out of the tv. We called him from our cell phone and asked him to go get the movie times we had written down in our bedroom. We were in the backyard and could see when he got into our room. We had the remote with us and clicked the movie on from the window right as he walked in the room. His reaction was CLASSIC. LOL! We should have taped it. We’d win America’s Funniest Home Videos. Next time.

PS- Y’all have to tell me if y’all like the slideshow with my pics or if the family pic was better. Also, is the music video annoying or ok??

There’s been a few times he’s gone too far. Like when he told Alec to go hide in the shower upstairs and then sent Isabel up to empty the trashcans. I heard Isabel scream bloody murder and start bawling. I had no idea what happened but I looked at Sei and knew instantly. Poor Izzy was scared to death and Sei was in trouble. For a long time. We watched a show about a girl that was haunted by good and bad ghosts. I fell asleep in the middle of it and ended up waking myself and Sei up because I was trying to scream in my sleep at this ghost in my dream to leave Isabel alone. Sei obviously knew I was bothered by that show so what does he do? Wears all black, including a black hood like the ghost in the show, and stands in the shadows of our room. Nice.
Isabel had this huge doll that was like 2 1/2 feet tall. We called it “Talking Tina” like on The Twilight Zone episode.I would be taking a shower and lean back to rinse my hair and there would be this doll coming over the top of the curtain. Or, I’d come out of the bathroom and it’d be standing in the hallway with a nail file taped to it’s hand. This went on for weeks. I tried to get him back. I dressed it in Isabel’s jacket and stood it in his parking space. I watched from my sister’s apartment window. Sei pulled in late at nite and I’m pretty sure he jumped. I think. He doesn’t scare as easily. But don’t worry. I have my ways. Like when I told him I was pregnant for April Fools Day this year. He was sweatin’ it big time. His response, “But we just bought a nine seater!” and then “I think I need to puke.”
Vengeance is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwwwahahahaa!!!
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