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Teh Internet Times was first to report about the Omar Triplet Rejection conspiracy.

It seems the conspiracy goes even deeper than originally believed. Omar, not only produced fake photographs of Tori:) and No Cool Story, as his campaign of lies, deceit and wrath against Teh Internet Wonder Twins continued. He went as far as to involve the family of one the teh twins. It has been revealed by sources who would only speak under the condition of anonymity that Seiuli, Tori:)’s husband, is not only involved in the smear campaign, he also involved the couple’s children. “It’s just disgusting. I am so… ugh.” said Tori:) as she prepared the doghouse for Seiuli to sleep in.

It was easy for Omar to contact Seiuli as it appears that Sei and Omar are secret friends. Calling themselves “Teh Guy Wonder Twins” they have traveled together to attend various conventions including: “The Nerd Convention,” “Closet Lovers Of Napoleon Dynamite”, “Crocs Rule Convention” and many, many more. In fact, Seiuli recently left his wife home alone with 5 children for 5 days to take a surf vacation to Hawaii with “a friend.” Sources and photos reveal that the “friend” was Omar and the “surfing” was on the computer at The Nerdvention. “Tori:) was so sad to see her husband gone. And to find this out… it’s just devastating.” NCS is quoted as saying.

Omar and Sei at “Nerdvention 2008″

Omar, Sei and Rick A at “Closet Lovers Of Napoleon Dynamite”

Sei and Omar in Hawaii

Emails have surfaced as well as videos that show the planning behind the conspiracy. One email written by Omar to Sei reveals that Omar planned a video to destroy Teh Wonder Twins forever:
“I did the CNN article, then Tori and NCS one-upped me with the video. I have this master plan to make a video that cannot possibly be one-upped, but I can only pull it off with your help. It would involve you recording a video of yourself, saying as little as one sentence (possibly more, I could do it a couple of different ways). And of course, it would also involve Tori not finding out about it first!”

Seiuli, an obvious male, answered:
“I’m not worried about making Tori mad. She knows i’m the boss… when she’s not around. I like options 1 & 2. I’ll try #1 first and get a kid in it. I’ll send it to you as soon as I can. I just have to find the right time to do it w/o getting caught.”

The video that “cannot possibly be one-upped” has now been proven false. Tori:) is not a port-a-potty lover. NCS is not a tree killer. However, nothing has disproven Omar’s love of Croc nor the fact that Omar and Seiuli are not above paying 11 year olds to smear their mother. A video of young Alec revealing the plot and the fact that he was paid to say his mom loves port-a-potties more than him has recently surfaced and will be aired with the release of this article.

“It’s just really sad that men have not learned they CANNOT hide things from their wives. Even when a man’s wife trusts him completely she will know when he’s up to something. She will discover things and will hide the fact that she knows better than the man ever could. This is proven by the fact that Sei wrote “Tori has no clue…” in one of his emails to Omar.” States the anonymous source.

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**Seiuli Saturday has been canceled indefinitely.

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Well, now my twin and I have decided it’s time to STOP THE LIES once and for all!!!